17 Messages From God

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1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game." — God
2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids." — God
3. "What Part of 'Thou Shalt Not…' Didn't You Understand?" — God
4. "We Need To Talk." — God
5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer." — God
6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage." — God
7. "That ‘Love Thy Neighbor' Thing, I Meant It." — God
8. "I Love You…I Love You…I Love You…" — God
9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" — God
10. "Follow Me." — God
11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." — God
12. "My Way Is The Highway." — God
13. "Need Directions?" — God
14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" — God
15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." — God
16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." — God
17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." — God